I'm Lily. I'm Devonshire. I adore literature, Beyoncé, slightly pretentious films and French. I love being a country girl with an intense passion. I'm an angry feminist. I believe, feel and don't often think. I enjoy the classics and poetry. Vivienne Westwood breaks my heart. I walk and dance with my hips swinging and head high. I don't want to forget anything and I want to live young. On risque de pleurer un peu si l'on s'est laissé apprivoiser... It's worth it. Words like 'never' and 'always' scare me. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I enjoy love, life and rum. I am beautiful. #fearthehourglass

Can I justify spending nearly £100 on a waspie and knickers from Agent Provocateur? 

Probably not.

But I am so desperate to…


DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

My 16,000th was Queen Bey.


saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire



nothing like laying in bed on a Friday morning and listening to the rain…

and having someone in your arms