a day in the life of a Bowie Fan
Bowie Fan: did you hear how good that song was?
Bowie Fan: i might play that song again
Bowie Fan: the next funeral i go to, as soon as the priest says 'ashes to ashes' i'm going to shout out 'funk to funky'
Bowie Fan: these lyrics are literally amazing, i can't breathe
Bowie Fan: i love Bowie
Bowie Fan : i wish i could swing my hips like Bowie
Bowie Fan: i'm going to try and swing my hips like Bowie
Bowie Fan: i'm going to lay here all day and cry about how good Bowie is
Bowie Fan: guys, have you heard this Bowie song? its so good!.. guys,... GUYS.
Bowie Fan: *weeps*
Bowie Fan : i wonder if i could seduce Bowie.
Bowie Fan : i have so much respect for Bowie.
Bowie Fan: i know, lets put on some Bowie.
Bowie Fan: if someone else says they like Bowie, i'm going to punch them because they don't
Bowie Fan: how good is Bowie?
Bowie Fan: here's a fact about Bowie
Bowie Fan: i might dye my hair orange
Bowie Fan: i don't know, but i'm pretty sure this blue eye shadow really suits me
Bowie Fan: after i listen to Queen Bitch 4 more times, then im actually going to do something productive.
Bowie Fan: i wonder if i have enough room on my whole body for every lyric to every Bowie song.
Bowie Fan: might paint a gold circle on my head.
Bowie Fan: ginger mullets are fashionable right now aren't they?
Bowie Fan: i'm going to listen to the whole of Hunky Dory 8 more times and then i am REALLY going to do something productive
Bowie Fan: i'm so sad that Bowie doesn't know who i am
